The random song game

in this game one person shall start a song line, and the next person must answer with a rhyming line

i drank wine from a poor mans hat
then i accidently performed a lobotamy on his cat

ect

so we'll use those to, so it starts here

i drank wine from a poor mans hat
then i accidently performed a lobotamy on his cat

I emptied it bowels, yes it did shat,

And out popped out a faeces covered rat.

and then it did aunt masies hair in a plat
and slapped the table a rat a tat tat

I then went on to speak to Auntie Morgan,

Who had a spanner shoved up one of her bodily organs.

the organ in mention was coloured orange
........................................F@#$K!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL ur a tool!

you look like my stool

that is so awesomely cool!

Damn that fool!

and i think shall go swim in a pool
in my swimmers made of wool

Lol, wool and pool don't rhyme:

Then at Eva Longoria did I drool,
Watching Desperate Housewives from my stool.

fine then... horny barstard



i mopped up the fool's drool
only thne did i finally loose my cool
and hit him with his stool
then fed him only gruel

I thought to myself "how cruel"
The gruel eating was definitely the worst rule.

and withh that i rode off on a mule
but first made you drink petrol fuel

K New Rhyme:

I splutter "HOW DARE YOU?!"
And the petrol up i threw.

then i made some poison stew
and ed it straight to you

Thats it im so going to sue!
right after i get out of this legal documentation queue

Oh my gosh your sweater is blue
no money, instead i'll give you a shoe

Pose a question to Jiarachi I must do
How can i get my sig to show too?

and with that a said BOO HOO!
I HATE YOU!

lol thats not very nice
i think you need some rice

HOW DARE VOUS! (pronounce voo, french for you)
j'ai mon petit nounours. (pronounced noonoo, french for teddybear)

i only have to say something about rice
it smells like fried mice

oh, how nice.
fried rice is best with cream that is iced.

up yours canned lents
i say you need some tents