The random song game

Subject: Re: The random song game Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:26 pm

drooling for you would be like drooling for a mule
im mean your fat as a kilojule

Subject: Re: The random song game Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:59 pm

A single kilojoule is rather slim,
I'm still trying to work out: are you a her or a him?

Subject: Re: The random song game Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:15 pm

just beacuase you cant work you wether your a jill or a jim
you really are rather dim

Subject: Re: The random song game Fri Mar 09, 2007 11:12 am

The truth is, i am neither jill nor am i jim,
the truth lies somewhere therein...

(Note the change of rhyme)

Subject: Re: The random song game Fri Mar 09, 2007 11:48 am

once you said re-using words was a sin
it with many other toad sayings have been tossed in the bin

Subject: Re: The random song game Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:26 pm

I am glad I am not akin
To you, an awful prudish... tin?

Subject: Re: The random song game Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:16 pm

Oh go drink your gin
drunks like you can drain a bottle in a min

Subject: Re: The random song game Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:37 pm

And as the movie draws to le fin
Jay Llenrup makes a trash can into dins-din.

Subject: Re: The random song game Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:36 pm

well i dont quite know why your talking about trash
but the cat from the hood gave me quite a bad rash

Subject: Re: The random song game Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:38 pm

At least I aint watching M*A*S*H

I is just dealin with my high quality stash.

Subject: Re: The random song game Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:30 pm

On what have you been spending your cash
in which i slash and leave a gash

Subject: Re: The random song game Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:23 pm

i leave you with a food that starts with hash
anothet riddle is a game that starts with crash

Subject: Re: The random song game Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:00 am

o0o0o0o arn't you flash
with your games that lash

Subject: Re: The random song game Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:05 pm

I dare say Jay is rather dumb,
What is the bet she still sucks her thumb?

Subject: Re: The random song game Mon Mar 19, 2007 1:05 pm

You worthless bum
in a moment you will feel mighty numb

Subject: Re: The random song game Mon Mar 19, 2007 2:48 pm

all thats left of you is a crumb
now is the time the witches hum

Subject: Re: The random song game Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:38 pm

Witchs? oh hark i run to my mum
and trade sucking my thumb for some gum

Subject: Re: The random song game Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:00 am

what is that gum gets in your tum
and your heart beats to the sound of the drum

Subject: Re: The random song game Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:12 am

Let us all have some rum,
For now is the season of the delightful plum.

Subject: Re: The random song game Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:35 pm

oh what a delightful chum
i shall now cheerfully hum

Subject: Re: The random song game Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:57 am

I will draw you with crayons...

PAUSE EVERYTHING... play on.

Subject: Re: The random song game Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:25 pm

ill pause you son!
and ill pull the trigger on my gun

Subject: Re: The random song game Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:26 pm

awww whyd u have to end all the fun,

now im gonna have to drop my food and start to run.

Subject: Re: The random song game Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:52 pm

oh stop being such a nun
or ill serve you up inna bun!

Subject: Re: The random song game Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:55 pm

the person that is fed to will way a tonne!
make sure that the bun is rather well done.